Young [Son] In The House Is So Necessary

No bra with that blouse, that's so necessary
No panties and jeans, that's so necessary
Now why you frontin on me, is that necessary?

It is Wednesday – look at the clock – and I have come through with yet another episode of Fell Clutch. And you shouldn’t be surprised. I’m a “clutch” hitter. My problem, dear readers, is that my time has not been as plentiful as it once was. Ahh. Such is life. I suppose I could complain if I were broke, or unemployed, or “gasp” broke and unemployed. So I will spare you my personal bemoaning about how “busy” I’ve been. Some of youse wouldn’t believe me if I told youse that anyway.

Well, do I have a humm dinger for you. If your 5 year old son wanted to dress up like a girl when he goes to kindergarten, would you let him? What if the school district said it was okay?

In Broward County, Florida, school officals have decided to let a little boy, who ironically, reports refer to as “Pat” (It’s Pat! Who’s is Pat? Better yet, what the hell is a Pat? Live from New York, it’s a digression!), will be entering kindergarten as a girl. In a dress. And stockings. For real.

According to the Miami Herald, the boy has been diagnosed with gender dysphoria, a fancy term for being trans-gendered. This 5 year old boy is a he/she. I am incensed, and the world has really gone to hell in a handbasket.

A freaking five year old…dresses like a girl…and this is okay? Moreover, why should my 5 year old, Sonny Jr., has to be exposed to cross dressers, and I’m not supposed to have a problem with it. Well paint me a bigot, cause that bothers the heck out of me.

And this is my bigoted half-attempt at a post. Lucky come on Friday, so there.

In other news, I am debating my use of the word, “nigga.” Carlos Mencia, the self-described “beaner” thinks he can use it. I’m not feeling that. At all.