Sunday, January 28, 2007

That's Real, Mixed Feelings Like A Mulatto

Thug thought he was O.G. Bobby Johnson
I played him like Benny Blanco,
Mano a mano
You ain't ready...











As the title suggests, I am struggling with some mixed feelings lately, and apparently I’m not alone. Okay, so last we met, I said something about Black America’s “golden (brown) boy” Barack Obama’s not being “ethnically black”. If you missed it, I said it here. I think that it is important that I elaborate, lest I be accused of “haterism” – which for the uninitiated is a disease whose symptoms in men include uncontrolled outbursts of “he’s wack!” whenever Puffy’s image appears, and in women is marked by the thought “I can’t stand her” whenever she is in a room with another woman.

The background on Obama – which you will hear much more of as the 2008 primaries approach – is as follows (And appears here courtesy of wikipedia . Wikipedia – when you absolutely positively have to win a bet about some useless piece of trivia. Serving geeks and nerds worldwide.):

Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. [of Kenya] ... and Ann Dunham (born in Wichita, Kansas). ...

When Obama was two years old, his parents separated and later divorced; his father went to Harvard to pursue Ph.D. studies, eventually returning to Kenya. ... His mother married an Indonesian foreign student, Lolo Soetoro, with whom she had one daughter. The family moved to Jakarta where Obama attended Catholic school and public school from ages 6 to 10. ... He then returned to Hawaii to live with his maternal grandparents. ... He was enrolled in the fifth grade at Punahou School, a large, private college preparatory school in Honolulu, which he attended through 12th grade, graduating in 1979. ...

Obama describes his experiences growing up in his mother's white, middle class family. His knowledge about his absent black Kenyan father came mainly through family stories and photographs. Of his early childhood, Obama wrote: "That my father looked nothing like the people around me — that he was black as pitch, my mother white as milk — barely registered in my mind." ... As a young adult, he struggled to reconcile social perceptions of his multiracial heritage. Obama writes about using marijuana and cocaine during his teenage years to "push questions of who I was out of my mind."...

After high school, Obama studied for two years at Occidental College in California and then transferred to Columbia University ...

Obama entered Harvard Law School in 1988. In February 1990, he gained national recognition for becoming the first African American to be elected president of the Harvard Law Review. ... On returning to Chicago, Obama directed a voter registration drive, then worked for the civil rights law firm Miner, Barnhill & Galland, and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1993 until his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004.


Now let’s look at that background more closely – he was raised in Indonesia and Hawaii in a white household, attending exclusive prep schools until college, where he MAY have gained some exposure to Black culture while attending Colombia University in NYC (where I will be going this week for a deposition. Pity me, because it is cold as hell up there. Sonny “I live in the tropics for a reason”Redd.) After Colombia, Obama moved to Chicago where he did some socially conscious work for poor folk – whom we must assume to be Black, cause everybody knows negroes are the only poor folk in America – and then he attended Harvard Law School – a “hotbed” of black awareness.

I will say this – for the record I have no real reason to indict the man as not authentically Black. As we all know, if you would have had to sit in the back of the bus in 50’s Birmingham, you’re Black. But I do rightfully question his knowledge of Black culture. And I am not talking about knowing what the 3rd day of Kwanzaa is, or who Garret Morgan was. I am talking about an understanding of Juneteenth, and why one should consume black eye peas (only whitefolks and Will.I.Am refer to them as black “eyed” peas) on January first.

And by questioning his connection to Black American culture, I similarly have to question his understanding of the “black experience”. Moreover, so does his wife. “We tease,” his wife, Michelle, said. “He had this mixed-up, international childhood, while I was Chicago all the way. ...” (Source ) And he also sent letters out in favor of Robert Byrd’s re-election. The same Robert Byrd who – along with Strom “I likes big butts”Thurmond – filibustered the Civil Rights Act. So there are things he just don’t get.

In all fairness, if you look at his issues, he has made helping the poor his priority, and he has publicly supported affirmative action – though that has been somewhat surpressed of late – so he says and does all of the right things. And in the end, I will vote for him of Hillary, BECAUSE he is black. (and really, in the end, THAT is all that matters. Condi, Barack, or “Leroy Jenkins!” I’m down with the brown.)

But it is an inescapable fact that while he married into a black family, and didn’t enjoy being black in New York (ugh, I am SO not looking forward to this trip – but I do have a pretty nice suite in Manhattan, and some fun planned) he himself is still on the outside looking in on some things.

Perhaps it is fitting to have the Obama discussion here and now, if only because the Black community needs to start defining itself ethnically as a culture, and not solely as a function of melanin deposits in one’s skin. Deciding that one is “black” simply because whitefolk can call you ‘nigger’ is antiquated and allows someone else to define ourselves.

Then again, Byron Crawford already pointed out that Barack smokes Kools, so maybe he is indeed black.

Monday, January 22, 2007

You Brought To The Game ...

All the scores
the adrenaline rush.












The next coach to win a Superbowl will be a black man. That is an amazing thing to say. The next coach to win a Superbowl – and winning Superbowls is all coaches are evaluated on – will be a black man!

Now then, I wonder what impact it will have on the collective black psyche. I mean, lets look at it – the coach of the Chicago Bears, Lovie Smith went from a 5-11 record 2 years ago to the Superbowl. And he did it without a quarterback – a big deal since the greatest coach of all time, Joe Gibbs, won 3 Superbowls with 3 no-name quarterbacks (Doug Williams, Mark Ripien, and Joe Theisman) and Brian Billick won with Trent Dilfer. So this is a monumental occurrence.

And if you are smart, you’ll root for the Bears – or Peyton Manning to have a horrible game – because if the Colts offense overpowers the Bears defense, that’ll be Peyton Manning’s victory and not Tony Dungy’s.

In other news, Hillary and Obama are both running for President, and John Edwards is “as happy as a sissy in boy’s town” (No Lloyd). So let me get this straight, someone is gassing Barack Obama to run against Hillary – knowing that the Clintons play dirty, and making sure that Edwards or *gasp!* Gore have a cakewalk to the Whitehouse? Damn.

Folks just love to use us, huh.

As far as Barack goes, I’m just not totally sold. I really don’t know anything about what he stands AGAINST. See politicians are interchangeable when it comes to what they stand for – a healthy economy, schools, anti-crime – all those things are easy. A man is measured by what he opposes, and I haven’t heard much of that. He did co-sponsor immigration legislation with McCain, so he may be a good guy yet. I just don’t know.

I will confide that I am bothered by the implications of his Presidential bid for election. He is not an ethnic black American. He certainly is a racial one, no question – but not an ethnic one, and I have to question white America’s rush to embrace a man who is not a descendant of slaves.

Another concern is that he is being propped WAY too high, given his lack of having led ANYTHING aside from the Harvard Law Review before. Things like this are sort of invitations for failure. Hey, govern Illinois for a term and then make the run. Then again, the optimist in me figures that it is a set up to allow my man in Massachusetts to make a serious bid. Now that would be good shit.

Anyhow, enjoy the Superbowl. It’s a win-win for Black America, so long as Peyton has a sucky game.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

From The Beginning, See We Never Seen The Ending








Running up in
All the women, all the linen, all the jewels, huh
We sported Pelle’s, gold, diamonds and Pirelli's
Sports cars, the good life'll give you a belly but that's cool


Jay-Z

In My Lifetime






In my lifetime, three women have shaped me into the man I am today.

One, Aunt M, instilled in me an understanding of right and wrong. And when I say right and wrong I mean moral, honest, true righteousness that guides my actions every waking minute. To some I may be mean, to others a jerk or an ass, but in the end I have the unwavering knowledge that there is “right” and there is “wrong” and one shouldn’t continence wrong. She also told me that I don’t know everything. She was right. I don’t. That’s why I keep reading and learning. Aunt M died August 6, 2002.

My mother gave me my heart -- that part of me that seeks understanding of someone else’s position, not to disprove it, but to understand it. You all owe my Mother a debt of thanks, for I am sure, without the angel that she is, I would likely be leading the other side’s army at Megiddo. Gleefully. She also serves to remind me to keep nourishing my inner child. Fortunately for you all, she is still with us, for when she goes, I’ll see youse all at Megiddo.

The third woman who has shaped my life is my Grandmother. From her, I learned that every single day can – and moreover should – be a party. Whenever I go out, I can always describe the night I had with “I had a ball.” Because I always have a ball. Because she always had a ball. Grandmom died January 5, 2007. She was coming home from a dinner consisting of good friends, laughter, martinis, lobster and Irish coffee. She had had a ball.

Tonight I will go out. I will raise a martini glass to my Grandmom, who I know will be drinking martinis with the saints and the angels, and I will toast a life well lived.

And I guaran-damn-tee you, I’ll have a ball.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Time To Separate The Pros From The Kons


The platinum from the bronze
That butter soft [ish] from that leather on the Fonz
A S1 DIAMOND from an I class STONE







Happy Founder’s Day to all of my brothers in Phi Nu Pi!

For those who don’t know what that means; the men below define it. Get a Klue.



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Komedic











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Kosmic


Kompassionate


Kompetetive


Kapitalistic








Kontemplative


Kharismatic



Kappa!